Curbed National: The Hater's Guide to Williams-Sonoma: Not sure what to buy from...

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The Hater's Guide to Williams-Sonoma: Not sure what to buy from... Nov 16th 2012, 20:15 Not sure what to buy from Williams-Sonoma this year? Do consult the brilliant Hater's Guide to The Williams-Sonoma Catalog" on Deadspin. About the fruitcake that was "baked by trappist monks at a monastery in the Missouri Ozarks": "There are trappist monks in the Ozarks? Do they brew artisanal meth? I don't trust fruitcake to begin with. I sure as shit am not trusting fruitcake that comes from a redneck friar. They'll swap out uppers for candied fruit." The "NEW & EXCLUSIVE" "70-year-old Hungarian grain sacks made of burlap and linen": "You want me to pay 40 bucks for an old sack? OH BUT IT'S HUNGARIAN. They're known for their sacks!" [Deadspin]

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